At the midway point of the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards, the big story is less who's won than who hasn't.
Kanye West and Shakira, two of the night's most-honored artists, have gone mostly empty-handed (although Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" did win a tech award during the pre-show ceremony).
West lost Best Male Video to James Blunt (whose "You're Beautiful" took the prize) and Best Hip-Hop Video (to the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps"). And Shakira's hips must be totally bumming: She's lost out to Kelly Clarkson in the Best Female Video and the Pussycat Dolls for Best Dance Video.
In fact, when you consider those upsets — then factor in the unwashed charm of host Jack Black and house band the Raconteurs, plus a show-stopping, treadmill-enabled performance by viral-video darlings OK Go — it looks like the 2006 VMAs just might be a night for the underdogs.
In fact, at the moment, a couple of less famous artists — James Blunt and Gnarls Barkley — remain the evening's big winners, with two Moonmen each. Pink just got on the board, besting Christina Aguilera, Nelly Furtado and Madonna for Best Pop Video (and then apparently mocking Paris Hilton in her gum-smacking acceptance speech). And Houston's Chamillionaire shocked just about everyone when his "Ridin' " took the Moonman for Best Rap Video.
Performance-wise, the biggest names have definitely shined. Justin Timberlake kicked off the show with a pumping, pop-and-lockin' performance of "SexyBack." Beyoncé delivered an, er, arresting version of "Ring the Alarm," complete with police in riot gear and blaring sirens. And T.I. left the crowd clamoring for more with a raw, rugged performance of "What You Know."
Earlier — during the "Red Carpet on the Rock" preshow — My Chemical Romance (most certainly outsiders themselves) rocked a black-clad audience from atop Rockefeller Center's Top of the Rock with the world premiere of "Welcome to the Black Parade," the first single from their upcoming The Black Parade album. And Fergie bumped through a version of "London Bridge," the lead single from her album, The Dutchess.
Also in the preshow, Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" won Moonmen for Best Direction and Best Editing, seven-time nominees the Red Hot Chili Peppers scored their first (and so far, only) shiny spaceman of the evening, as their "Dani California" won for Best Art Direction, Blunt's "You're Beautiful" clip scored for Best Cinematography and Missy Elliott's "We Run This" won for Best Special Effects.
COMPLETE WINNERS LIST:
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Panic! at the Disco: "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
BEST MALE VIDEO
James Blunt: "You're Beautiful"
BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Kelly Clarkson: "Because of You"
BEST GROUP VIDEO
The All-American Rejects: "Move Along"
BEST RAP VIDEO
Chamillionaire: "Ridin' "
BEST R&B VIDEO
Beyoncé f/ Slim Thug: "Check on It"
BEST HIP-HOP VIDEO
Black Eyed Peas: "My Humps"
BEST DANCE VIDEO
Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg: "Buttons"
BEST ROCK VIDEO
AFI: "Miss Murder"
BEST POP VIDEO
Pink: "Stupid Girls"
BEST NEW ARTIST IN A VIDEO
Avenged Sevenfold: "Bat Country"
VIEWER'S CHOICE
Fall Out Boy: "Dance, Dance"
MTV2 AWARD
30 Seconds to Mars: "The Kill"
RINGTONE OF THE YEAR
Fort Minor: "Where'd You Go"
BEST DIRECTION IN A VIDEO
Gnarls Barkley: "Crazy" (Director: Robert Hales)
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY IN A VIDEO
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean: "Hips Don't Lie"
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS IN A VIDEO
Missy Elliott: "We Run This"
BEST ART DIRECTION IN A VIDEO
Red Hot Chili Peppers: "Dani California"
BEST EDITING IN A VIDEO
Gnarls Barkley: "Crazy"
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY IN A VIDEO
James Blunt: "You're Beautiful"
BEST VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACK
"Mark Ecko's Getting Up" (Atari)
BEST VIDEO GAME SCORE
"Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" (Jeremy Soule)